Gearrhhhh!!!
I was brushing my teeth and when i gargled, the water came out red
RED i'm telling you
RED
Nightmare
Jeez
and there wz this thingy that came out, I was wondering what was it
looked like meat or something
but i couldn't be bothered,
until i gargled my mouth and RED water came out
then i realized
'Oh crap, that Unidentified Meaty Object must've been my *ahem* flesh'

Jeez
I hate braces
I hate retainers even MORE