You know you're drunk when:
- You start talking ordering in Malay 'Saya mau JD Coke. Satu!', when you normally don't and rarely speak Malay
- You see 7 different types of alcohol all opened on the bar counter. Jack Daniels, Gin, Bacardi, Baileys, Tequila, Martini, Red Label. +D
- You finish 1 bottle of Jack Daniels by yourself.
- Your own CYAN-coloured underwear is showing off itself and your pants are halfway down your ass and you don't bother pulling it back up.
- You start hugging random people and go "Hey mate! I don't know you but lets drink!!" and down your own drink.
- Your table had more than 3 tequila shots per person
- You start laughing like a maniac and laugh at a FLY. -.-

p.s: those drunk asses mentioned above were not me xp